I AM NOT A HORSE FACE Neeeeeiiiiiiiiigggghhhhhhh!
And yes, this is a new PLZ account I made. ...
...Twilight?
Dude, I... What?
Hey, sugarcubes-- I'm a walrus!! [makes walrus noises while full of apples]
AARGHARRGHARRGHARRGAHTGDKROEFSJALOMGWTFBBQ
Wha-- Is that even legal?
My name isn't Adam we, or is it? Who are you? Don't ever call this number again. No one messes with Adam We...!
I don't even know why I'm here...
James? Is that you?? Is that really you???
OH SHI--FGR3UEFFR8CTYH2QUONCHIQ [spazzes out, collapses and has a stroke]
YAY!! Now we can go get married again, with a very "happy" ever after ending... [drags James away]
And I thought Mordecai and Rigby were weird...
Weird? I'm not weird! In fact nobody thinks I'm weird because I'm always alone! Hee hee hee hee hee!!
Me-owth! Hey, where did Jimmy go? Someone take his bottle cap collection?
No, he just left with Jes--
JUST DANCE! GONNA BE OKAY, GOTTA DO DO, JUST--
A dance party? Why didn't anybody invite me?? What do I gotta do ta be on the show, then??
[sigh] Nothing makes sense anymore, even as I'm making this up as I type...
Sense?... This... Is...
SPARTAAAAAA!!!!! It's moooore than gooood...
It's GRRRR-EAT!
That's it, I'm out of here. [walks out]
Wait, don't go! I haven't even done my walrus impression yet!
No one cares about your lame walrus imitations.
[snaps fingers]
[bites off
's head]
Now THAT'S how he likes them apples.
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